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1 Bapa E Robot Lidho,
J Khotu Bole Ene Lafo Mare,

Dad:Ka Modu Thyu ?
Son: Xtra Class Hta,

Robte 1 Nakhi,

Son:Film Joyu,
Dad:Kyu?

Son:Bal Ganes,
Robte P6i Nalkhi,

Son:Katil Jwani
Dad: Ame To Koidi Aava Fil Nthi Joya,

Robote Ena Bap Ne 1 Nakhi,

Maa:Khotu Bole J Ne,
Tmaro J Dikro 6,

Robote Eni Maa Ne 1 Nakhi.

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1 admi n ANNA HAJARE s pucha
"kafan m jeb kyu nhi hoti?"
'ANNA' n jwab dya.
" Beta kyuki Maut kabhi Rishwat nhi leti."
STOP CORRUPTION !
Forword to all.


"1982 me Singapore me unka apna Lokpal-Bill Lagu Hone ke bad Ek hi Din me 142 Neta aur Corrupt Officers Arrest huye".
Aaj singapor mai only 1% people are poor and no tax are paid by people to govt, 90% money are white and 1% unemployed.
PLS FORWARD 2 ALL- IN SUPPORT OF ANNA HAZARE..!...



Slogan from Engineering students :
''Anna tum Sangharsh karo...
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Hum toh kar hi rahe hai ! :D




Usne kaha Dard Dene Se Mohabbat Badhti H
Ye sun kr maine Uski
Ungli Darwaaze Me Faasa Di
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oR BADHAo


Aisa Dost Kaha milta H
Din-Raat jo Apko yaad karta H
Apka Reply Aaye Ya Na Aaye
Lekin Wo SMS ki,
,'B',
',A',
,'R',
',S',
,'A',
',T',
Krta h...


Chapal Bahar rakhne me or miss call marne me kya common he?
socho
socho
socho
nahi pata chala?
dono me dar lagta hai KOI UTHA NA LE..
..:-


Chai Wala 2 Girl-
Bholi Si Surat
Aankho Me Masti
Dur Khadi Sharmaye
Haye Haye
Girl-
Kali Si Surat
Haath Me Kitli
Dur Khada Chillaye
Chai Chai.


1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha,
aur jor se chillaya
Sirf latkne se height
nhi bdhegi mumy ko
bolo COMPLIAN pilaye...;-)


Aaj Newspaper me
padha ki Dosto ko
SMS karne se dil ki
bimari ho sakti hai.
To Aaj se BAND!!
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SMS nahi yaar
NEWSPAPER!!


Height of insult-
Profesor 2 a studnt
in classroom - hey,
apne baju wale ko
utha..
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Studnt-tune sulaya
to tu hi utha,mai kyu
uthau? ;-)


The two most
powerful energies:
1.Patience
2.Silence
The Patience makes
us mentally strong &
The silence makes
us emotionally
strong...!

Arz kiya hai -
Darvaja khola to saap nikla
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Darvaja khola to saap nikla
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ACP bola Daya, ye Anna hazare to
rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla.


Chand ka BED"
"Pariyon ke SAPNE"
"Taaron ki RAZAAI"
or
"Phoolon ka TAKIYA"
Now Come Back 2 EARTH & Sleep On
Ur KHATIYA --Good night--
:-)sweet dream:-) !!!

Ganesh Chaturthi Sms

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Wish you
HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI



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G-give u
A-always
N-new
E-energy
S-spirit &
H-happines in ur life. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!



May the Lord Vighna Vinayaka
Remove all obstacles and shower
you with bounties Jay Shri Siddhi Vinayaka

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Legend Of Janmashtami
Radha Krishna Photo
Festival Dahi Handi Celebration


janmashtami sms message

Krishna jinka nam, gokul jinka dham
aise SHREE KRRISHN bhagwan ko
ham sab ka pranam
JANMAASTMI KI SHUB KAMNAYE
Happy Janmashtami


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Chandan ki Khushbu Resham ka Har
Sawan ki sugandh Barish ki fuhar
Radha ki Ummid KANHAIYA ka pyar
Mubarak Ho apko Janmasthmi Ka Tyohaar


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Gokul me jo kare niwas,
Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas,
Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
aise hamare kishan kanhaiya.
Happy Janamasthami!


Beautiful Gokulashtami Wishes

May Krishna fulfill all your wishes.
Happy Janamasthami!


Beautiful Janamasthami SMS

Radha ki bhakti,
Murli ki mithas,
makhan ka swaad aur gopiya ka raas
inhi sabse milkebanth hai janmastham ka ye din khas.
Happy janmasthami!!

Gokulashtami Festival SMS

Krishan ka naam lo sahara milega.
Yeh jeevan na tumko dubara milega.
Happy Janmashtami!!

Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam badhate chalo.
Ab murli nahi to siti bajate chalo.
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi
Magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo!
Happy Janmashtami to all !!



Janmashtami Shayari

Hota hai pyar kya duniya ko jisne bataya,
Dil ke rishton ko jisne prem se sajaya,
Aaj us pyar ke dewta ka Birthday hai.
May Krishna fulfill all your wishes.
Happy Janmashtami !!.

Janmashtami Festival SMS Message

Maakhan khave, Shor machave
Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai
Natkhat Nand Gopal
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi..
Jai Shri Krishna


Beautiful Janmashtami Text Message

"Yada Yada Hi Dharmasya
Glanirva Bhavathi Bharatha Abhyuthanam Adharmasya
Tadatmanam Srijami Aham"
Let's celebrate the glory of Shri Krishna as
he ascended to destroy the evil from the face of earth.
HAPPY JANMASHTAMI !!

Natkhat Janmashtami SMS

"Natkhat Bansi Wale

Gokul K Raja,
Meri Ankhiya Tars Gyi

Ab To Aja"

JANMASHTMI k

pawn avshr pr is

SMS ko itna 4wd

kare jitna apko

KANHA JI se prem h

RADHE RADHE

Shree Krishna SMS

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Happy janmashtami. In Advanc