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America thi NRI no Email:
"Hello motabhai ahi Rajukaka nu avsan ThaYu 6e.
Eni bodi kofin ma moklu 6u. Ane
ha! Kofin ma oshika tamara mate,
ane 2 jeans 6e Tena poket ma hira ni
ruf moklu 6u. Rajukaka ni bodi na
daba hathe Rado Watch 6e te
Nareskaka mate moklu 6u. Pag ma Rebok boot mihir mate 6e.
Shital & Swati ni Mecup kit Rajukaka na Sirt ma 6e.
Kot na khissa ma BlackbarrY & iphone 6e!
Biju kai Mangavu HoY to Jaldi kahejo!
Manjukaki pan Serious 6e. OK! "

1 admi n ANNA HAJARE s pucha
"kafan m jeb kyu nhi hoti?"
'ANNA' n jwab dya.
" Beta kyuki Maut kabhi Rishwat nhi leti."
STOP CORRUPTION !
Forword to all.


"1982 me Singapore me unka apna Lokpal-Bill Lagu Hone ke bad Ek hi Din me 142 Neta aur Corrupt Officers Arrest huye".
Aaj singapor mai only 1% people are poor and no tax are paid by people to govt, 90% money are white and 1% unemployed.
PLS FORWARD 2 ALL- IN SUPPORT OF ANNA HAZARE..!...



Slogan from Engineering students :
''Anna tum Sangharsh karo...
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Hum toh kar hi rahe hai ! :D




Usne kaha Dard Dene Se Mohabbat Badhti H
Ye sun kr maine Uski
Ungli Darwaaze Me Faasa Di
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    _/ \_ Uuei
oR BADHAo


Aisa Dost Kaha milta H
Din-Raat jo Apko yaad karta H
Apka Reply Aaye Ya Na Aaye
Lekin Wo SMS ki,
,'B',
',A',
,'R',
',S',
,'A',
',T',
Krta h...


Chapal Bahar rakhne me or miss call marne me kya common he?
socho
socho
socho
nahi pata chala?
dono me dar lagta hai KOI UTHA NA LE..
..:-


Chai Wala 2 Girl-
Bholi Si Surat
Aankho Me Masti
Dur Khadi Sharmaye
Haye Haye
Girl-
Kali Si Surat
Haath Me Kitli
Dur Khada Chillaye
Chai Chai.


1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha,
aur jor se chillaya
Sirf latkne se height
nhi bdhegi mumy ko
bolo COMPLIAN pilaye...;-)


Aaj Newspaper me
padha ki Dosto ko
SMS karne se dil ki
bimari ho sakti hai.
To Aaj se BAND!!
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SMS nahi yaar
NEWSPAPER!!


Height of insult-
Profesor 2 a studnt
in classroom - hey,
apne baju wale ko
utha..
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Studnt-tune sulaya
to tu hi utha,mai kyu
uthau? ;-)


The two most
powerful energies:
1.Patience
2.Silence
The Patience makes
us mentally strong &
The silence makes
us emotionally
strong...!

Arz kiya hai -
Darvaja khola to saap nikla
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Darvaja khola to saap nikla
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ACP bola Daya, ye Anna hazare to
rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla.


Chand ka BED"
"Pariyon ke SAPNE"
"Taaron ki RAZAAI"
or
"Phoolon ka TAKIYA"
Now Come Back 2 EARTH & Sleep On
Ur KHATIYA --Good night--
:-)sweet dream:-) !!!



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